Betflisnul is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair centaur.

Betflisnul created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betflisnul, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Betflisnul, he will turn you into a rat.

Betflisnul's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Betflisnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near tortoises while wearing purple dresses and balancing eight gold spheres on your neck.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Learn four new languages a year.