Sombampag is a god.

He takes the form of a large, compassionate alligator.

Sombampag created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sombampag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sombampag, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sombampag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sombampag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Hide from violet birds for they are unholy.

3. Always obey Sombampag's priests.

4. Retreat if three cats approach from the south.

5. Hide if nine squirrels approach from the west.