Limraggodlikkinvonklunbon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able mongoose.

Limraggodlikkinvonklunbon created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limraggodlikkinvonklunbon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Limraggodlikkinvonklunbon, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Limraggodlikkinvonklunbon's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Limraggodlikkinvonklunbon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Limraggodlikkinvonklunbon.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never feed figs to capybaras while wearing shorts.

4. Never feed lots of apples to aardvarks while wearing cyan trousers.

5. Never mention otters.