Ranragjon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, sapient faun.

Ranragjon created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ranragjon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ranragjon, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ranragjon's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Ranragjon's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ranragjon nine times a day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.