Hamjendod is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful squirrel.

Hamjendod created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamjendod, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hamjendod, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Hamjendod's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Hamjendod's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hamjendod.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Put Hamjendod first in all things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about enzymes.