Pogflabmon is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, conceited centipede.

Pogflabmon created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pogflabmon, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pogflabmon, she will remove you from existence.

Pogflabmon's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pogflabmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not kill shrews.