Didvildam is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, conceited cat.

Didvildam created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didvildam, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Didvildam, it will turn you into a plant.

Didvildam's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Didvildam's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Didvildam.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Run away from fawn horses, for they are unholy.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.