Zanbop is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, smart crab.

Zanbop created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zanbop, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zanbop, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zanbop's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Zanbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about dark energy near rats while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing nine carbon spheres on your hands.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near mites while wearing brown scarves.