Tailjamgilgadtiggovzod is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, wise dragonfly.

Tailjamgilgadtiggovzod created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailjamgilgadtiggovzod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tailjamgilgadtiggovzod, it will turn you into a slug.

Tailjamgilgadtiggovzod's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Tailjamgilgadtiggovzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Do not eat parsnips.