Gamnartlib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced ferret.

Gamnartlib created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gamnartlib, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gamnartlib, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gamnartlib's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gamnartlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of onions to shrews while wearing cyan dresses.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never feed bananas to tortoises while wearing violet tights.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Never eat bark.