Fubbitgun is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, cheerful skunk.

Fubbitgun created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fubbitgun, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fubbitgun, he will think nothing of it.

Fubbitgun's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fubbitgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Pray towards the west.