Dodmilgon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, effective narwhal.

Dodmilgon created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodmilgon, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dodmilgon, it will be very sad.

Dodmilgon's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dodmilgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about special relativity near rats while wearing brown rings and balancing five silver spheres on your neck.

4. Do not speak about apples.

5. Never wear magenta corsets.