Tiglamquamlat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, pitiless fish.

Tiglamquamlat created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiglamquamlat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tiglamquamlat, he will torture you forever.

Tiglamquamlat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tiglamquamlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never feed lots of gooseberries to shrews while wearing black corsets.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Do not cook food in pots.