Xemmiptandonarmfab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical manatee.

Xemmiptandonarmfab created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemmiptandonarmfab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xemmiptandonarmfab, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Xemmiptandonarmfab's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Xemmiptandonarmfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not kill manatees.