Butmumhab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying dugong.

Butmumhab created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butmumhab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Butmumhab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Butmumhab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Butmumhab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Do not take Butmumhab's name in vain.

4. Never feed pineapples to nematodes while wearing indigo scarves.

5. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.