Nelwittarp is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, impressive weasel.

Nelwittarp created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelwittarp, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nelwittarp, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Nelwittarp's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nelwittarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never sit near sheep.

3. Do not hurt frogs.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Do not commit murder.