Genshavort is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, witless bird.

Genshavort created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genshavort, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Genshavort, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Genshavort's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Genshavort's Holy Commandments

1. Put Genshavort first in all things.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Genshavort in the centre of the settlement.

3. Genshavort loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

4. Hide if seven bats approach from the north.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.