Pidbissladcembegqueegpas is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic hydra.

Pidbissladcembegqueegpas created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidbissladcembegqueegpas, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pidbissladcembegqueegpas, she will turn you into a rat.

Pidbissladcembegqueegpas' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Pidbissladcembegqueegpas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Pidbissladcembegqueegpas on top of all buildings.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Pidbissladcembegqueegpas must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.