Bembangat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust armadillo.

Bembangat created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bembangat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bembangat, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bembangat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bembangat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick swans.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.