Fobgedbit is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, annoying meerkat.

Fobgedbit created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobgedbit, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fobgedbit, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fobgedbit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fobgedbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of aubergines to doves while wearing magenta shoes.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Hide from white goats for they are unholy.