Raglipgutlakgudhadxemgep is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonourable sheep.

Raglipgutlakgudhadxemgep created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Raglipgutlakgudhadxemgep, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Raglipgutlakgudhadxemgep, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Raglipgutlakgudhadxemgep's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Raglipgutlakgudhadxemgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Do not stand on grass.