Didmobmif is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, merciless chinchilla.

Didmobmif created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Didmobmif, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Didmobmif, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Didmobmif's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Didmobmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help manatees.

3. Retreat if four goats approach from the east.

4. Feed all hungry pigs.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near seals while wearing gray corsets and balancing nine silver spheres on your feet.