Hitnadrill is a god.

She takes the form of a small, narcissistic capybara.

Hitnadrill created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitnadrill, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hitnadrill, she will torture you forever.

Hitnadrill's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Hitnadrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never feed tomatoes to whales while wearing shoes.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. You must pray to Hitnadrill three times a day.