Mobjipbum is a god.

He takes the form of a small, loving wren.

Mobjipbum created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobjipbum, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mobjipbum, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mobjipbum's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Mobjipbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mobjipbum.

5. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.