Gethimnat is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking dugong.

Gethimnat created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gethimnat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gethimnat, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gethimnat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gethimnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.