Loggumran Capjabflabgom is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable armadillo.

Loggumran Capjabflabgom created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loggumran Capjabflabgom, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Loggumran Capjabflabgom, he will be very unhappy.

Loggumran Capjabflabgom's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Loggumran Capjabflabgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Loggumran Capjabflabgom loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never leap in holy places.