Mitsanddap is a god.

He takes the form of a large, cheerful squid.

Mitsanddap created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitsanddap, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mitsanddap, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mitsanddap's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Mitsanddap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo manatees, for they are unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Mitsanddap must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.