Binquafgem is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, effective otter.

Binquafgem created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binquafgem, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Binquafgem, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Binquafgem's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Binquafgem's Holy Commandments

1. Put Binquafgem first in all things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never paint your arms turquoise.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. You must pray to Binquafgem three times a day.