Gutdabkop is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able shrew.

Gutdabkop created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gutdabkop, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gutdabkop, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gutdabkop's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gutdabkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Run away if eight mites approach from the south.