Cusshotvin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, proud raccoon.

Cusshotvin created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusshotvin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cusshotvin, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cusshotvin's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cusshotvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help moths.

3. Never feed figs to pigs while wearing corsets.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Do not speak about parsnips.