Bethugflisfab Tofdonkom Taldanfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, ill-tempered cat.

Bethugflisfab Tofdonkom Taldanfarn created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bethugflisfab Tofdonkom Taldanfarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bethugflisfab Tofdonkom Taldanfarn, it will turn you into a snail.

Bethugflisfab Tofdonkom Taldanfarn's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bethugflisfab Tofdonkom Taldanfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bethugflisfab Tofdonkom Taldanfarn.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must love Bethugflisfab Tofdonkom Taldanfarn.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.