Ponzedtin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful meerkat.

Ponzedtin created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Ponzedtin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ponzedtin, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Ponzedtin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Ponzedtin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ponzedtin.

5. Never eat bark.