Binbonlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, calm camel.

Binbonlarp created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Binbonlarp, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Binbonlarp, she will turn you into a goat.

Binbonlarp's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Binbonlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Binbonlarp.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Binbonlarp in the centre of the settlement.