Libyoggov is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, duplicitous cow.

Libyoggov created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libyoggov, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Libyoggov, he will turn you into a dog.

Libyoggov's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Libyoggov's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. You must love Libyoggov.