Quamtonkpod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, impressive dryad.

Quamtonkpod created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Quamtonkpod, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quamtonkpod, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Quamtonkpod's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Quamtonkpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Hide from blue tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.