Nabnarlnilomtkentabtifbat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, moody wyrm.

Nabnarlnilomtkentabtifbat created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabnarlnilomtkentabtifbat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nabnarlnilomtkentabtifbat, it will not care.

Nabnarlnilomtkentabtifbat's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nabnarlnilomtkentabtifbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Put Nabnarlnilomtkentabtifbat first in all things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.