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It takes the form of a giant, dishonest cat.

Midnadgam Camfobcedbelldodjentailbiss created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Midnadgam Camfobcedbelldodjentailbiss, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Midnadgam Camfobcedbelldodjentailbiss, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Midnadgam Camfobcedbelldodjentailbiss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Midnadgam Camfobcedbelldodjentailbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. You must pray to Midnadgam Camfobcedbelldodjentailbiss four times a day.