Vinzogab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, self-assured bear.

Vinzogab created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinzogab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vinzogab, he will curse you with boils.

Vinzogab's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Vinzogab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Do not kill rats.