Sanganbon Mabfigarn Middissratsawabsitvidbam is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective badger.

Sanganbon Mabfigarn Middissratsawabsitvidbam created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanganbon Mabfigarn Middissratsawabsitvidbam, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sanganbon Mabfigarn Middissratsawabsitvidbam, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sanganbon Mabfigarn Middissratsawabsitvidbam's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Sanganbon Mabfigarn Middissratsawabsitvidbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Never think about dark matter.