Fidbotvil is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish coyote.

Fidbotvil created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidbotvil, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fidbotvil, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fidbotvil's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fidbotvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Put Fidbotvil first in all things.