Danmabtig is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, all-knowing mole.

Danmabtig created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danmabtig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Danmabtig, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Danmabtig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Danmabtig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to hamsters while wearing white corsets.

2. Never hurt geese.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.