Sannigdossweg Vedweg is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, happy bee.

Sannigdossweg Vedweg created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sannigdossweg Vedweg, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sannigdossweg Vedweg, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Sannigdossweg Vedweg's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Sannigdossweg Vedweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Never think ill of sick whales.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near voles while wearing black scarves and balancing three carbon spheres on your feet.