Babnarl is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, omniscient yak.

Babnarl created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babnarl, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Babnarl, he will turn you into a puffin.

Babnarl's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Babnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Babnarl in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never mention ants.