Dodjatbam is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, weak gnu.

Dodjatbam created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Dodjatbam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dodjatbam, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dodjatbam's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dodjatbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dodjatbam's priests.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Erect five zinc sculptures of Dodjatbam on top of important buildings.