Jattalteen is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful ant.

Jattalteen created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Jattalteen, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jattalteen, she will think nothing of it.

Jattalteen's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Jattalteen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Never go into violet rooms.