Fligyarpbossdagstipbodgar is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, kind goblin.

Fligyarpbossdagstipbodgar created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligyarpbossdagstipbodgar, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fligyarpbossdagstipbodgar, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fligyarpbossdagstipbodgar's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fligyarpbossdagstipbodgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Never paint your arms brown.