Nellamkim is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented wyvern.

Nellamkim created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nellamkim, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nellamkim, he will send minions to preach to you.

Nellamkim's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Nellamkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.