Yarfobxuc is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sapient dingo.

Yarfobxuc created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Yarfobxuc, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yarfobxuc, it will turn you into a frog.

Yarfobxuc's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Yarfobxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always look after injured hamsters.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near gulls while wearing violet stockings.