Targflisboss is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, compassionate ferret.

Targflisboss created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targflisboss, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Targflisboss, he will jump up and down on your head.

Targflisboss' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Targflisboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never write about eukaryotes.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.