Tardadjad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful dugong.

Tardadjad created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tardadjad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tardadjad, it will send minions to preach to you.

Tardadjad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tardadjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Tardadjad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not hurt otters.

5. Never mention pigs.